TSQ Club is the basement club beneath the Thai Square restaurant on Cockspur Street, a short walk from Trafalgar Square. It opens Friday and Saturday only, 10pm to 3am with last entry at 2am, and the music moves between K-pop, EDM, house, hip hop, hardstyle and bass. The crowd skews young, with a strong following among East and South East Asian clubbers, which makes it one of the more distinctive rooms in central London.
Why It Works for a Birthday
Three reasons. The location is about as central as London gets, which matters when you are getting a group to one place. The Thai Square restaurant is directly upstairs, so dinner and the dance floor are in the same building. And the club does a proper sparkler bottle presentation without the Mayfair price tag attached.
What a Birthday Table Covers
- Entry for the whole group — no cash at the door for anyone, which is the real headache here
- A reserved table in the VIP area, on the dance floor near the DJ, or standing
- Bottle service with mixers, and the sparkler presentation
- No queue for anyone arriving with the booking
What It Costs
The minimum depends on the night, the area and the size of the group, so we confirm the figure for your date before you commit. It is spend rather than a fee, service charge is added on top, and it covers everyone’s entry — worth counting in when the door is £15 to £25 a head. A deposit secures the booking and it is non-refundable, so fix the date first. See bottle prices.
Planning It
The club opens Friday and Saturday only, 10pm to 3am with last entry at 2am, so the date has to land on one of those. Everyone needs to be 18+ with physical photo ID and to meet the dress code — the two things most likely to lose someone at the door. Tell us the date, the headcount and what the group drinks and we will put it together.
See also TSQ table bookings and birthday packages across London clubs.